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Morgan Aeromax

 

This has to be one of the coolest cars ever, it's the kind of car that Al Capone probably thought he would be driving in the year 2005.

Unfortunately they haven't decided if they are going to make it, which probably only adds to the coolness of the prototype.


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Alfa Romeo GT

 

Yes it may not be as well built, or as well as reliable as a BMW, but that doesn't matter as neither of these factors make a car cool. It looks fantastic in a suave understated kind of way, and that's the point, it doesn't shout about it with big spoilers or chrome wheels. Troppo figo.

 

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De Lorean

 

It breaks, it doesn't handle, compared to modern sports cars it's slow. But it is certainly very cool, Mr DeLorean ripped the British Government off by getting them to fork out millions to fund his car company then did a runner when it all went wrong (with lots of money disappearing)!

Gullwing doors, rarity, fraud, and with a few minor modifications, the ability to time travel make this one hell of a cool car.


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Ferrari F40

Brutal, raw, uncompromising, and f*@#ing fast. Unlike a modern Ferrari you won't find David Beckham driving one of these, (he might break his nails). Looks mean and purposeful rather than beautiful.


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Aston Martin V8 Vantage

James Bond after a massive injection of steroids and a barrel full of BIOPOT/Beefcake . 600 horsepower on the later models help charge it up to 200mph, and 0-60 in 4 seconds, all of which happens while the driver is sitting comfortably in absolute luxury.

Sadly it was just too mean for the grey suited individuals in Brussels who pooped their pants when they saw it,  so they banned it. This only adds to it's coolness.


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Wiesmann GT

Having a car that no one knows what it is can be a bad thing, it could be so bad no none bought one, hence no one know what it is. This isn't the case with this Wiesmann.  The Wiesman is a fantastic low volume BMW engined sports car from Germany.

If you haven't heard of it don't worry, you probably aren't cool enough to drive it anyway so forget about it.

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VW Campervan

Probably the slowest cool vehicle in existence! Even if you have no social skills, no personality, a mullet, dress sense as good as Jeremy Clarkson, you will be instantly cool if you drive one of these, everybody will like you everybody will wave at you as you drive along spreading happiness and smiles to the world.

If you don't believe me just look at those happy fellows in the picture to the right.

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BMW 6 Series

 

Forget the ugly Banglemobile they call a 6 series these days, this one is far, far cooler. Beautifully proportioned, sleek, very sinister looking and pretty quick too.

Pull alongside a pratt in a new 6 series in one of these and you'll feel an air of smug coolness the other guy could only dream of.

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Mini Cooper (The proper one)

Beating much more powerful cars to win the 1964 Monte Carlo Rally, robbing lots of money from the Italians, outliving its uncool successor (Mini Metro), being an absolutely ingenious design, being more fun to drive than most sports cars, make this one very cool car.

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Pagani Zonda F

This car makes Lamborghinis feel mass produced! Exquisite in every way, especially if it has the carbon fibre finish like this one. Also comes with an instant ability to make Enzo owners cry when they realise they bought the wrong 400k car.

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